We start off with Jiminy Cricket singing When You Wish Upon a Star, which is practically the company's flagship tune. You hear it in the parks, the stores, the commercials, all of the Disney Cruise ships blare it so no man whether on land or sea can ever escape it.
Since Jiminy is doing it, is it meta? |
Jiminy arrives at Geppetto's cottage right when he's finished up making Pinocchio. If you miss the cute little forest animals from Snow White, there's little Figaro the kitten and Cleo the goldfish.
Poor Figaro gets the short end of the stick a lot in this movie, but he's one of my favorites |
Cleo is bubbly and a little flirty and... seriously how sexualized can a fish be? (Yes, I'm aware of Rule 34) |
Sexy fish points go to Dreamworks and confession here: I saw this in theaters, damn it Katzenburg! |
...Sorry, had a flashback there, man I feel old |
Even as a kid, I admired all the little details in the animation: the gears, the little figures moving on the music boxes and the cuckoo clocks in Geppetto's workshop. And fair warning, there's going to be a bit of: AND IT'S ALL HANDDRAWN WITHOUT COMPUTERS (minus the caps lock) in this review. Disney himself had real life models made for all the props in this movie.
It's now time for bed, but Geppetto sees the wishing star and wishes for Pinocchio to be a real boy. Jiminy overhears this and comments that it's a lovely thought, but certainly not practical. (Agreed, kids are expensive and you can't even claim a puppet boy as a dependent on your taxes.)
The Blue Fairy appears and (sorta) grants Geppetto's wish. She tells him to be "brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy." He has to let his conscience guide him and Pinocchio asks what is a conscience. Jiminy winds up volunteering (the Blue Fairy charms him into it really, but Jiminy is pretty flirty towards anything that looks female, it's sorta weird). The Blue Fairy leaves, Pinocchio and Jiminy sing "Give a Little Whistle", and wake up Geppetto. While Snow White dragged out so many little scenes like this, Geppetto finds Pinocchio soon enough. He begins celebrating by turning on all the clocks and music boxes and gathering toys for his new son. While he's busy, Pinocchio and Figaro play with a candle and this happens:
I get that the Blue Fairy left some stuff out. So he knows how to talk after coming to life but not fire = burns wood? |
Geppetto learns what happens when you leave your young and naive children by themselves (and proceeds to forget it afterwards) and puts out Pinocchio's finger in Cleo's fishbowl. Poor Cleo and her home is covered in soot (not sure if that's supposed to happen in real life, but I'm not going to test that out). Father and son and cat are tucked into bed and Geppetto informs Pinocchio he's going to school in the morning. Pinocchio does that kid thing about asking "Why?" and Geppetto tells him he has to get smarter (kid, first things first, touching fire = bad). The boy asks, "Why?" again and Geppetto does that parent thing of answering, "Because."
The next shot: the multi-plane camera panning across Geppetto's village is a technical marvel. Creating this film was incredibly expensive (all those beautiful little details weren't cheap) and it wouldn't make back its budget for a long time. The darker storyline and a little thing called World World II shrunk potential audiences overseas and at home. Pinocchio's box office disappointment greatly saddened Mr. Disney. The film cost about $2.6 million (about $43.5 million today, still not an small sum for Disney's studio only on its second feature). This shot alone was either $25,000 or $48,000 (sources vary) which is about $417,000 or $801,000 today (Awesomely expensive though). It's also one of the few scenes in the movie that takes place in the daytime.
I want to outright state that I am not an animation expert (especially not in the technical sense). I am merely an overzealous Disney fangirl who can't draw/paint/perform simple arts and crafts to save her life. I know things, but not everything because I read books sometimes and watch documentaries when I'm bored.
I credit this site for the village shot (incredibly hard to find, Disney please don't take this down, people should be able to admire this technical marvel) and they have a great article on the technical aspect of making Pinocchio. All I can do is go "Ooohhhhh wowwwwwwwww, all this without computers back then!"
Geppetto sends Pinocchio off to school with his book and an apple for his teacher. Umm.. sure you don't want to walk him to school and explain to the teacher why the newest student is made of wood? Or to make sure in general Pinocchio gets to school safely because it's his first day and last night he almost set himself on fire? But I don't have kids, and when you don't have kids, you can't really tell parents what to do.
Pinocchio ends up meeting our first villains, Honest John and Gideon and I love these guys. They're a great comic duo who remind me of the old Looney Tunes cartoons.
The talking fox and his silent cat partner marvel at the walking wooden boy because that's the strangest thing in world apparently. Jiminy wakes up late on his first day on the job as conscience and isn't able to stop Pinocchio from being sold to Stromboli by them. He manages to catch Pinocchio's first show where he performs the famous "I've Got No Strings" and as of right now in March 2015, all the comments on the original version are about Avengers: Age of Ultron because Disney owns Marvel, Star Wars,
Pinocchio is an instant hit with the audience and Jiminy wonders if he was going to lead his charge away from a life of success. "What does an actor want with a conscience anyways?" The whole Stromboli segment is just chock-full of stereotypes (Jiminy ogles the French puppet girls doing the can-can because he's a horn
-sigh- Hi Sunflower... |
Stromboli's puppets: Stereotypes haven't changed much since the '40's have they? |
He's supposed to be Italian, but I'm pretty sure there's other ethnic stereotypes attached to this character |
An actor's life isn't as gay as he thought it would be (that is quoted from the song he sang earlier with Honest John) |
So close and yet so far :( |
She had another side job of pissing off Stanley Kubrick fans. |
We cut over to the Red Lobster Inn where Honest John and Gideon brag to the Coachman about selling Pinocchio to Stromboli. He proceeds to tell them about a proposition offering more money involving stupid boys and Pleasure Island (and wow does this old-timey creepy scene sound even more creepier today). Even Honest John gets freaked out at the mention of Pleasure Island because of some law and the Coachman tells them not to worry because "the boys don't come back... as BOYS!"
Do you hear that? That's sound of traumatized children screaming from past, present, and future. |
I also have a fear of clowns so yay again for not watching this as a kid! |
Jiminy knows something's wrong about the island and finds Pinocchio smoking and playing pool (not sure how that second activity counts as delinquent behavior, maybe it's an old fashioned thing). Lampwick, Pinocchio's new friend on the island, teases him and shoots him into the corner pocket when Jiminy hops onto the 8 ball. Having not learned his lesson yet, Jiminy is insulted and leaves Pinocchio again (Blue Fairy may be all powerful, but she's not the best at picking a conscience). The cricket demands to be let off the island and finds out the big secret (and why the Coachman didn't own horses to pull his coach). He rushes to save Pinocchio, but he's seen what happens to bad little boys on Pleasure Island (still sounds so wrong) when Lampwick falls to the curse (add that to the checklist of this movie's trademark traumatizing moments). Jiminy and Pinocchio escape the island mid-transformation by jumping off a cliff and swimming back home (so Pinocchio knows how to swim and talk without learning how to, but not fire... ok I should stop being nitpicky on that detail).
They arrive back at Geppetto's cottage only to find it long abandoned. A message from the Blue Fairy informs them that a whale named Monstro has swallowed him when he was off searching for Pinocchio. So how do we know the whale wasn't trying to help a father find his lost son?
"Because that's Pixar and not Disney!" |
Logic be damned that a puppet boy and a cricket never need to resurface for air, the whole underwater sequence is amazing: all the little sea creatures following Pinocchio and Jiminy and the tiny bubbles whenever they talk or move, the waves, everything handrawn and without computers! (last time I swear on me mum). Meanwhile, Geppetto and Figaro are trying to fish for food inside Monstro the whale which begs the question of whether Cleo the goldfish has been eating her own kind to stay alive (only Disney can make me type sentences like these). Because it's the final act, Pinocchio and Geppetto are quickly reunited inside the whale. Jiminy is stuck outside and it's a funny size comparison as he demands the whale to be let in. Pinocchio comes up with a great idea to start a big ole fire inside Monstro to make him sneeze (that puppet sure loves fire). That pisses off the giant whale even though whales are generally social, gentle creatures...
The documentary that wrecked SeaWorld's stock value |
Everyone makes it back home and mourns Pinocchio, but the puppet boy has proven his worth and the Blue Fairy turns him to a real boy.
I don't know if it's just me, but the nose really puts me off, I miss puppet boy. |
Jiminy heads outside through the window and the Blue Fairy magically gives him an 18 carat Official Conscience badge."Solid gold!" (No Jiminy, pure gold is 24 carats and is more soft than solid). Honestly that cricket doesn't deserve a 24 carat badge, he only saved Pinocchio once on Pleasure Island out of two kidnappings and one giant whale escape that Pinocchio thought of himself. In the end, everyone lives happily ever after, including the villains (yup, everyone gets off scot free). Pinocchio is pretty unique in the Disney Canon in that aspect.
Closing thoughts: Pinocchio is consistently ranked in the top animation movies and it's deserving of that status. The plot may be episodic, but it flows quite well and it is a trait passed from its source material. It has its light-hearted moments, but most people remember the dark, creepy imagery from this movie and that's not something you see a lot of in Disney today. Yes, there's deaths and creepy imagery from the Renaissance and the Revival (I'm going to date that as post Meet the Robinsons- current) eras, but it never hits uncomfortable as it does in this movie. The Blue Fairy turned Pinocchio into a real boy because he was "brave, truthful, and unselfish", a simple morality tale. However, Pinocchio met terrible and cruel figures along the way who continue to do evil in his world without consequences it seems. Jiminy is a nice guy and all, but now Pinocchio has his own conscience he must develop and will probably learn even harsher lessons as he grows up. Geppetto had better learned his lesson about keeping an eye on his no-longer wooden puppet son.
Because I don't have the nostalgia for it, Pinocchio won't be one of my go-to Disney movies when I'm bored or sick (also Coachman's face gives me the heebie jeebies). It is an excellent film that deserves rewatching a year or two down the road.
So what movie am I watching next?
All set to classical music? I feel smarter and classier already. |
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